December 16, 2011

• BORED

  Stole this from @LKJSlain.  I'd like to thank the beer for making this possible.  After the beer, I'll probably want to give it back to Lisa.

   

  Are you younger than 18?
  30 years older

  Would you change your eye color if you had the chance?
  Deep blue, rather than mud brown...YEP

  Who was the last person you said ‘I love you’ to on the phone?
  My friend Shawn.  I've never had any problem telling people in my life I love them, males included.

  Do you like to make the first move?
  No, but very often people like it when I make the first move, because I focus completely on them.  When I make the first move I'm almost always asking someone about themselves.

  What song are you listening to?
  Raphael Saadiq "Stone Rollin" Next on the play list is Gavin DeGraw "I'm Not Over You", then Adele's "Someone Like You", then it's Amy Winehouse's "You Know I'm No Good".  Then on the list are Goldfish's "Fort Knox" and Maxwell's version of "This Woman's Work", and finally "River" by Joni Mitchell...  Can you say ECLECTIC? 

  Who/What do you think is overrated?
  RepubliCONS and Dem'r'rats. 

  What’s the ideal height you’d like your boyfriend/girlfriend to be?
  Don't care...

  Have you ever cried over someone?
  Yes, but it's been years.  It worked out alright in the end.

  Do you prefer summer or winter?
  Winter, but I'd rather have Fall.

  Name a celebrity you think is hot?
  Are they putting celebrities in ovens these days?  Good! Most of them are way undercooked.  They keep talking!  Cook em' some more so they shut up.

  Do you enjoy shopping?
  only for shoes and books it seems.

  Do you prefer long or short hair on the opposite sex?
  Whatever works well with her face.

  Do you drink alcohol?
  I'm knocking back a Dos Equis Amber right now.  TASTY  (@ 10:47 PM Thursday Dec. 15)

  Do you smoke?
  With gasoline and a match, quite well.

  Do you think the world will actually end in 2012?
  No.  For some it will be a good year, for some it will be a bad year, for some 2012 will be the end.  Same as every other year.

  What is your favorite animal?

  Dogs

  What piercings do you have?
  Ears, but I haven't had an earring in since the 90's
  
  Do you have a tattoo, if not do you want one?
  No, and even if I did you'd never be able to see it through the trees...I'm kinda fuzzy, cept for my head.

  Do you think the opposite sex is confusing?
  No, I have two ears, and I use them. 

  If your ex phoned you, would you be surprised?
  Very

  Do you enjoy hugs?
  I'm a hugger
  
  Ever hugged a tree?
  Nope, not a tree hugger.  I've hugged a few 'tree huggers' does that count?
  
  Do you talk really fast when you’re excited?
  I don't think so
  
  Are you a fast typer?
  I can be, if I'm copying another written work.
  
  Would you prefer beautiful eyes or a beautiful smile on your partner?
  hard to say.

  Is music one of the greatest things ever created?

  DUH?!

  Do you enjoy sneezing?
  No, it burns, but it beats not sneezing if I have too sneeze.

  Are you allergic to anything?
  Lots of things.  24/7/365.  Sucks to be me!
  
  How tall are you?
  5'11"  I've actually lost an inch...again, sucks to be me.

  How tall is the person you currently like?
  Not applicable
  
  Name a movie you like?
  HUGO.  If you haven't seen it, you should.

  Do you still hold your moms hand?
  No, that would be weird. 
  
  Do your cheeks ever ache from having to fake a smile sometimes?
  It always hurts when I fake smile.  I look like an insane person, but it always gets laughs.

  Do you get irritable if you’re too hot?
  Yes

  Are you still friends with your ex?
  No, I'm not the "still friends" with an ex kinda guy.  If you're my ex there is a good reason for it.

  Do you still have feelings for your first love?
  Can't remember the first love..., but if I remember them I may find I still have feelings.

  What’s your favorite genre of music?
  Do NOT like Country, but I have all kinds of music I love, mostly R&B, Blues, and Rock.
  

  If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
  On a beach.  I have no allergies on the beach.

  What color are your nails painted?
  puce...What a fricking lame question.  No nail color ever, unless I smash a finger, then black and blue.

  Do you have an embarrassing memory that you cringe about till this day?
  

  "An" embarrassing moment?  How about dozens of embarrassing moments which still make me cringe.  Sometimes people think I'm having a grand mal seizure, but I'm just cringing dozens and dozens of times...same difference I guess.

  Are you shy at all?
  Put me in a room full of strangers and I won't open my mouth...I know shocking right?
  
  Are you secretly jealous of any of your friends?
  Don't get jealousy, and I never have.  Why would I want what someone else has?  I know God has something planned for me, why settle for what someone else has when I can have my own??

  Are you selfish?
  I start there, but by God's grace I can't stay there.

  Do horror movies scare you?
  I can't believe people do the stupid things the victims do in those movies, so I can't stand watching them.
  

  Could you date someone who was shy?
  I don't think a shy person could stand being in my life for very long.  I  can't be shy, and I love embarrassing shy people.
  

  Do you think you have a good sense of humor?
  My sense of humor ROCKS...literally.  People throw rocks at me when I'm trying to be funny.

  What is your favorite drink?
  Sweet ice tea with lemon, black coffee, water.

  Name one habit you have?
  Drinking beer and doing totally moronic and lame surveys, apparently.  One I really must break.
  

  Do you smile at strangers?
  I'm a retail manager so I can smile and kiss butt at the same time.
  
  Do you believe that things will get better in time?
  Some things will, some things will get worse.  Such is life

  Do you enjoy roller coasters?
  LOVE ROLLER COASTERS

  Does jealousy ever get the best of you?
  Never.  Jealousy is completely wasted effort.
  
  Do attention seekers annoy you?
  No, if they do it well I usually like it.

  Do you prefer to drink regular water or do you enjoy flavored waters?
  Straight water, cold.
  

  Do you actually pay attention to things like which sock you put on first?
  Retarded much?

  Does it bother you when people put phony information on their Facebook account, such as “Goes to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry”?

  Why would I care?  I won't be rushing over to their houses to fact check.

  Do you talk on the phone often?
  Nope, I'm too busy fact checking FB pages for lies.

  Do you use “whilst” or “while”?
  While.  What damaged bot came up with these questions?

  What shows on television do you think are absolute garbage?
  Everything on MTV.  What happened to music videos?

  Do you sing when you’re home alone?
  Yep.  What's worse, I sing when not alone...MUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  
  Do people say you have an accent? If so, what kind?
  Southern, until I don't want to have an accent, and then I don't have any accent at all.

  Do racist jokes bother you, or do you not particularly care?
  Yes, stupidity always bothers me
  

  Is there a story about you as a child that makes you die of embarrassment every time your parents tell it?
  No, I always enjoy the stories, and people always laugh, so what's not to like?

  Are you a Harry Potter or a Twilight person? Or do you not follow either?
  I like the Harry Potter series.  I read half the first Twit-light book and it was so bad I wouldn't finish it.

  Do you ever take baths?
  No, who wants to sit in their own filth?  I've only taken showers for over 20 years.

  Do you enjoy intelligent conversations or are you not one to have them?
  Recharges my batteries.  I love long intelligent conversations over coffee.

  What kind of soap do you use, bar soap or liquid soap?
  Doesn't matter it all dries my skin out.

  How do you feel about Oreos?
  Don't like feeling up cookies.  Seriously, who came up with these questions?  "Inbreds Am We"? 

  I need more beer... 
  

  Do you feel like you’d do well teaching someone, why or why not?
  I'm a good teacher, and I enjoy doing it.  I keep trying until I find the way a person learns.  If I can't teach you, then you may be brain dead.
  

  Do you call it soccer or football?
  I don't call it anything. I don't enjoy watching it and change the channel.
  

  What do you like on your toast?
  Butter and strawberry preserves.

  Do you eat a lot of fast food?
  I like Panera and Jason's Deli so it may be fast, but it isn't like Mc Nasty's

  What kind of makeup did you put on today?
  I scrubbed my face, I scrubbed my butt, what more do you want?

  Do you like popcorn chicken?
  No

  Have you ever played a card game for real money?
  Yes, Poker in college kept me fed on many occasions.

  When ordering sushi, what do you usually get?
  Cooked shrimp, White Tuna, Yellow Fin, Red Snapper.  I don't usually go for the rolls. 

  Are you currently sick or healthy?
  Allergies are kickin my butt right now.

  What day is your favourite TV show on?
  Thursday: The Big Bang Theory

  Do you prefer Italian or Ranch salad dressing?
  Ranch.  But I'd much prefer a vinaigrette

  Why did you decide to wear your hair the way you did today?
  I did not make the decision my genes did.  My only choice is to keep it shaved.

  Do you know anyone with a star tattoo right by their hip bone?
  "Alright everyone drop trow!!"

  Ever been to a real haunted house?
  Who needs ghosts when I'm around?

  Other than yours, whose house did you last fall asleep at?
  I stayed at a friends house last time I was in FL.

  Why are you on the computer right now?
  Bored but I have cold beer.

  Would you prefer to drive a car or a truck?
  I like the car I'm driving, but most of my life I've driven trucks.

  Is your wallet full of change?
  No change pocket in my bill fold.

  Where do you find you take most of your naps?
  sofa

  If you could see any band live, living or dead, which one would you pick and why?
  The Beatles.  Who in their right mind wouldn't want to see The Beatles???

  Have you ever played Angry Birds? Are you any good at it?
  Yep, and I don't have any comparison.

  When was the last time you were so drunk you threw up?
  Eve of the Kentucky Derby, in Louisville, KY. 1990
  
  Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
  Yes, they'd find alcohol, but well within legal limits, and I'm sitting at home anyway.

  What can you not wait for?
  What choice do I have but to wait?   Stupid much???

  Would you rather live without music or without the tv?
  TV

  Who was the last person you rode in a car with?
  My mom.

  Are you more conceited or self-conscious. Be honest.
  Self concious

  Whose hoodie or jacket did you wear last that wasn’t yours?
  Never have worn anyone else's hoodie.

   

  WHERE'S THE FRICKING BEER????

   

   

  
  

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